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bachelor colton

“Thank God that’s over!” This was the phrase I yelled after Colton Underwood and Tia Booth finally (FINALLY) exited Bachelor in ParadiseAfter weeks and weeks of the will-they-or-won’t-they Colton/Tia storyline that nobody asked for came to a close, I felt at ease.

“Finally,” I thought to myself, “I can enjoy this show for what it was always meant to be: a trainwreck fueled by tequila and tears, drunken fights, all the words that … Keep Reading

bachelor in paradise season five finale

Well, that was exhausting. And by “that,” I mean digesting the two-night Bachelor in Paradise season five finale. Good freaking lord, guys. Don’t get me wrong, I loved it, but this took my heart on quite the rollercoaster ride. Then again, I was also consuming margaritas whilst watching and it’s been a while since I had tequila, so that could have played a part.

MOVING ON!

Because there was so much going on during the … Keep Reading

grocery store joe

If you’re a man, listen up. And if you’re not a man — feel free to lend an ear as well. Grocery Store Joe from Bachelor in Paradise is the man all men should strive to be and the type of guy us ladies can only hope to end up with. Like a locally grown, organic cantaloupe, Grocery Store Joe is of the highest quality.

I have been studying this man (i.e., stalking his social … Keep Reading

tia and colton

Well, season 14 of The Bachelorette has wrapped, which means I have been enjoying the glorious trainwreck that is Bachelor in Paradise. However, the beautiful parade of Bachelor Nation riffraff that ABC is delivering this season has been tainted by one timeworn storyline: Tia and Colton.

I am so sick of these two and the fact that they stole practically ALL of Wills’ screentime during his shortlived stay in Paradise (#NeverForget #JusticeforWills #WillsforBachelor). Thus, you … Keep Reading

the bachelorette season 14 finale

Welcome to cry-a-thon 2018, otherwise known as The Bachelorette season 14 finale. Boy, did these dudes cry. No hate, I’m just saying that they could have turned the Sahara into a swimming pool with their tears.

Welcome, everyone, to my official Bachelorette season 14 finale. This one was sure a doozy, and by that, I mean that I spent 90% of the episode worried that a torrent of Garrett Yrigoyen and Blake Hortsmann’s wine tears … Keep Reading

dating burnout masturdating

Have you been suffering from dating burnout? The trend, masturdating, is here to rescue you. Although the term “masturdating” may lead your mind into the gutter (i.e., a locked room), it actually isn’t sexual at all. Masturdating refers to the act of taking one’s self on a date as a form of self-care. The term was first coined in 2015 during an episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien. (FYI, I couldn’t find a clip … Keep Reading

bachelorette season 14 prediction who will becca pick

It’s been a long, emotional, and sometimes hilarious road, but we are coming to the end of Bachelorette season 14. Now that we’re down to contestants Garrett I-Have-to-Google-His-Name-Every-Time-Before-I-Spell-It Yrigoyen and Blake On-the-Verge-of-Tears Horstmann, one question remains: Who will Becca Kufrin pick as the winner?

First off, I was all in on Jason Tartick taking the crown, but apparently, my opinion means nothing, so Becca gave him the boot on last week’s episode. Seriously, Becca? … Keep Reading

hinge most compatible feature

Are you tired of mindlessly swiping on dating apps, only to be left with no matches or — even worse — find yourself constantly ending up on dates with people who you are completely incompatible with? The dating app Hinge has long set out to market itself as more of a “relationship app” than “dating” or “hookup” app and it recently released a new “Most Compatible” feature to help you find the best potential partners Keep Reading