Grocery Store Joe from ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ is a Male Icon and Here’s Why
If you’re a man, listen up. And if you’re not a man — feel free to lend an ear as well. Grocery Store Joe from Bachelor in Paradise is the man all men should strive to be and the type of guy us ladies can only hope to end up with. Like a locally grown, organic cantaloupe, Grocery Store Joe […]
Tia and Colton on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Are a Big Case of Breadcrumbing
Well, season 14 of The Bachelorette has wrapped, which means I have been enjoying the glorious trainwreck that is Bachelor in Paradise. However, the beautiful parade of Bachelor Nation riffraff that ABC is delivering this season has been tainted by one timeworn storyline: Tia and Colton. I am so sick of these two and the fact that they stole practically […]
‘The Bachelorette’ Season 14 Finale was Filled with Wine and Tears
Welcome to cry-a-thon 2018, otherwise known as The Bachelorette season 14 finale. Boy, did these dudes cry. No hate, I’m just saying that they could have turned the Sahara into a swimming pool with their tears. Welcome, everyone, to my official Bachelorette season 14 finale. This one was sure a doozy, and by that, I mean that I spent […]
‘Masturdating’ is Here to Save You From Dating Burnout
Have you been suffering from dating burnout? The trend, masturdating, is here to rescue you. Although the term “masturdating” may lead your mind into the gutter (i.e., a locked room), it actually isn’t sexual at all. Masturdating refers to the act of taking one’s self on a date as a form of self-care. The term was […]
Bachelorette Season 14 Winner Prediction: Who Will Becca Pick?
It’s been a long, emotional, and sometimes hilarious road, but we are coming to the end of Bachelorette season 14. Now that we’re down to contestants Garrett I-Have-to-Google-His-Name-Every-Time-Before-I-Spell-It Yrigoyen and Blake On-the-Verge-of-Tears Horstmann, one question remains: Who will Becca Kufrin pick as the winner? First off, I was all in on Jason Tartick taking the crown, but […]
New Hinge ‘Most Compatible’ Feature Helps You Find Your Best Match
Are you tired of mindlessly swiping on dating apps, only to be left with no matches or — even worse — find yourself constantly ending up on dates with people who you are completely incompatible with? The dating app Hinge has long set out to market itself as more of a “relationship app” than “dating” […]
In Defense of Colton’s Virginity: The Bachelorette Episode 7 Recap
Episode 7 of this season’s The Bachelorette on ABC came with several highlights, the most talked about moment being given to former NFL player Colton Underwood’s big confession — he’s a virgin. Although my feelings on this resulted in little more than widened eyes (I mean, to say this is a good-looking and charming dude […]
‘Freckling’ is a New Dating Trend & It’s Not as Cute as it Sounds
When I first saw that “freckling” was the name of a new dating trend, I was initially excited. As a redhead who burns easily in the sun (sidebar: I’m moving to Los Angeles in a few months, are there any places nearby that sell SPF 1,000 sunscreen? No? Ok…), freckles are a big part of my […]
The Crown Dating App Turns Dating into a Literal Game
I think it’s safe to say that we all hate games when it comes to dating. Ghosting has been at the forefront of despised dating trends when it comes to millennial vitriol, and it seems like there is a new groan-worthy dating trend (hi, Orbiting, Cushioning, Serendipidating and the ever-present R-bombing) to serve us singles […]
Dating Trend Roundup: Tinder Hookups, Selfie Love, and “Gatsbying”
Hey guys, Tracy here, coming to you this week from the beautiful (rainy) Poconos Mountains in Pennsylvania. I’m currently wondering if my Air BnB is haunted or the product of an overly aggressive Alexa, but regardless, the show must go on. This week, there was so much trending dating news, that I decided to choose […]