Ever Received a Dumb Message on an Online Dating Site?

It’s Emyli, America’s Online Dating Coach. Ever received a dumb message on an online dating site?

I mean like, so bad, that you felt almost sad to delete it?

Honestly, some of them are kind of awesome. I mean, these people not only fail, they like epic fail.

And how do I know? Well I subscribe to several online dating sites.

Do I have a boyfriend, yes I do but there’s no way I’m giving up this guilty pleasure. That would be asinine. These messages are too ridiculous to delete.

If I’m having a bad day, all I have to do is log on and scan the list. There’s always a gem or two.

So I figure, since they’re so bad, I might as well share them, to let others in on the dumb things that make me happy.

So here you go…

“Want to get down ho?”

“Lame.”

“Let me know if you a want a 4 inch ….”

“I’m sure every guy tells you something along these lines but you’re honestly the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. That’s all.”

“Hi, my name’s Colin and I’d love to meet you. Thanks. Bye.”

“Do you like baking cookies? If so let’s get married. : )”

“May I please be your boyfriend? I’ll make no mistakes and I’ll behave.”

“‘Sup girl.”

“You’re a cute head, what do you charge?”

“Just moved to Calistoga where I’m originally from. Not sure if this will get your attention but you intrigue me: could be the fact you live close by, your profile is quite vague, you are extremely dedicated, or simply your down to earth personality not to mention you are very pretty. Whatever it is i’m interested. So a little about me If i didn’t mention: I try to see the good in everybody and not take life so seriously. I recently traveled all over western Europe: 7 countries and 18 cities with about 60 people I had never met (London, Switzerland, Amsterdam, Italy, France, Ireland, and Germany) Not to mention just went skydiving this past summer. In the morning I have been working for a hot air balloon company. I’m trying to stay in shape by playing basketball and other sports i tend to be kinda busy. Before moving to calistoga I was working as a caregiver for the past 4 years. I went to Sonoma state where I majored in kinesiology. I think we might have a lot in common. Not a big morning person but i wake up early for work occasionally. I guess what i’m trying to say is I would really like to get to know you better as a person. What’s the worst that could happen? Hope you would be up for chatting. So if this doesn’t get you attention i’m not sure what will” What’s the worst online dating message you’ve ever received? Leave a comment below the video on EmLovz.com and I may feature your message on a future episode of EmLovzTV.

Now I want to hear from you! Tell me about your most obnoxious, ridiculous, totally off the wall online dating message you’ve received this year in the comments below.

Thanks so much for watching EmLovzTV and keep up the good work because you deserve the perfect partner.

With Love,